Kudos to the Fresno Bee who have informed the world about the Dastardly Spice and Sausage Attacker.
A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday.
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The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying “Pappy’s Seasoning” to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
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Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.
That’s right, the dog ate the weapon,” Burrimond said.
“I tell you, this was one weird case.”
You know, I said this would happen if they wound down the Guantanamo Bay camps. All those highly trained interrogators with knowledge of advanced torture techniques and nowhere to practice them.
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